I always liked Forstall. https://www.macrumors.com/2021/03/03/scott-forstall-pandora-jailbreak-iphone-app-store/
He’s a Stop Sign Enthusiast

If they made a Where’s Waldo book with stop signs instead of Waldos, it would be Josh’s favorite book.

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I want an alternative to the App Store. I want a vibrant Wild West to push the boundaries — inevitably improving the platform as a whole.
Will that lead to malware? Yes. But it will also give developers more options for monetization and users more control over their devices.
I’m pretty sure I use my AirPods more than any other device I own.
If what you say is at odds with what you do, the truth of what you believe can be found in your actions.
I was trying to move to as many self-hosted solutions as I can, but I keep hitting dead ends because so many require Docker. I might reframe my goals such that I aim to self-host but will settle for apps that offer self-hosted options or are at least open source.
For anyone curious, I ended up getting the HP OfficeJet Pro 9015e, upon Wirecutter’s recommendation. It’s lightyears ahead of my previous printer, but it’s still a printer. https://store.hp.com/us/en/pdp/hp-officejet-pro-9015e-all-in-one-printer
Wait, ProtonMail doesn’t support IMAP on mobile devices? For real?